17 4 / 2014

If I make it through this upcoming weekend without annoying the absolute fuck outta my friend, it’ll be a miracle.

(Source: wonderlandinmymind, via jamesmoriartyyy)

16 4 / 2014

FINALLY! I get a day off that I can spend doing the things that I want to do.

FINALLY! I get a day off that I can spend doing the things that I want to do.

(Source: sweetkawaiithings)

15 4 / 2014

I reactivated my Facebook just so I could unfriend people on there that I’d already unfriended in real life.

I reactivated my Facebook just so I could unfriend people on there that I’d already unfriended in real life.

(via eva-lhuna)

15 4 / 2014

I love it. It’s Spring Break so I can park my car in front of the school on work days without getting a ticket.

I love it. It’s Spring Break so I can park my car in front of the school on work days without getting a ticket.

(Source: these-lumping-lumps)

15 4 / 2014

I feel you, Dante. I am you, Dante.

I feel you, Dante. I am you, Dante.

(Source: funnyand)

15 4 / 2014

Just found out my BFF is going to the same convention I am this weekend.

Just found out my BFF is going to the same convention I am this weekend.

(Source: hedgehog-goulash7)

13 4 / 2014

When my friend casually drops that he has gonorrhea into the conversation.

When my friend casually drops that he has gonorrhea into the conversation.

(Source: thiscartoonlife)

11 4 / 2014

Today a patron pulled me aside and asked me if I was expecting. My only crime was wearing a baggy button-up shirt, loafers, and suffering from the shiny “glow” of the insanely cruel onset of adult acne. Thanks a lot, lady, but no. I’m not incubating a parasite. I’m just waaaaaay too comfortable not giving a shit about what I look like at work. Nevertheless, I’m still horribly, terribly offended. Fuck you, lady.  

Today a patron pulled me aside and asked me if I was expecting. My only crime was wearing a baggy button-up shirt, loafers, and suffering from the shiny “glow” of the insanely cruel onset of adult acne. Thanks a lot, lady, but no. I’m not incubating a parasite. I’m just waaaaaay too comfortable not giving a shit about what I look like at work. Nevertheless, I’m still horribly, terribly offended. Fuck you, lady.
 

(Source: reichebach, via benedictcumberbatchsgirlfriend)

09 4 / 2014

"I was afraid to be alone, and now I’m scared that’s how I like to be."

November (Azure Ray)

(Source: wordsthat-speak, via kate-s-blue-consultingstarship67)

09 4 / 2014

Anytime I wear a fucking dress and step outside, I swear to God.

Anytime I wear a fucking dress and step outside, I swear to God.

(Source: kuraplka)