23 8 / 2014

necromancer:

When moving my things to my room, I discovered something concealed in a plastic bag.

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Most of the crew of the recent Star Trek reboot.

The strangest part is that I have ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA where they came from. I remember vaguely that I bought them, but when, where, or why, I have no idea.

However, the strangeness doesn’t end there.

I have all of these, so the first thing I’m gonna do when I get home is look under their shirts.

12 8 / 2014

I just got an email that said I’m due for a background check because it’s been 2 years since my last one. Well, this is unacceptable.

I just got an email that said I’m due for a background check because it’s been 2 years since my last one. Well, this is unacceptable.

10 8 / 2014

A guy just started his reference question with “I bet you get compliments all the time.”

A guy just started his reference question with “I bet you get compliments all the time.”

10 8 / 2014

Trying to split the check with a group of friends at a bar is so tedious. I’ll pay for mine, plus tax, plus MY tip, but I’m not paying for the five appetizers you ordered and I didn’t eat.

(Source: hoppusfarm)

10 8 / 2014

I can never remember the password for the voicemail at work.

I can never remember the password for the voicemail at work.

09 8 / 2014

What it feels like working in a public service job on a Saturday.

(Source: black-nata, via bewarethedropbears)

09 8 / 2014

My manager finally approved my leave requests.

My manager finally approved my leave requests.

(Source: usedtoberxssian, via spacebromance)

09 8 / 2014

I sent this gif set to my sister and asked her if this is what it’s like living/shopping/being best friends with me and she said “yes.”

(Source: mcaubergine, via isee-thestrals)

08 8 / 2014

Confession time:

So, this really rude patron needed help on the computer but they didn’t want to do anything themselves. They actually tossed the mouse at me and said, “You do it.” I refused to hold the mouse or type for them. Long story short, it came down to me pointing at things and telling them what to do. Eventually I told them they had too many windows open to things they didn’t need. I pointed to one and said ”close that window.” Then they clicked the wrong one and totally lost the entire application they were working on.

(Source: meryheartless)

08 8 / 2014

It’s that special time of day when that patron who thinks we’re friends positions herself across from my desk to tell me all about her week thus far and I have to pretend I hear my name being called from the back office.

(Source: greglestrade, via voyages-of-enterprise)