12 9 / 2014

I have stomach ulcers so my doc told me I can’t eat anything worth eating. Or have anything with caffeine in it. Or drink alcohol.

I have stomach ulcers so my doc told me I can’t eat anything worth eating. Or have anything with caffeine in it. Or drink alcohol.

(Source: di-cronopio)

08 9 / 2014

Anxiously waiting to leave work on Sunday.

Anxiously waiting to leave work on Sunday.

(Source: holmecides, via benedictcumberbatchsgirlfriend)

07 9 / 2014

loltias:

Seeing people the same age as you doing awesome things with their lifeimage

(via colonel-sebastian-moran)

05 9 / 2014

Asking the new Teen Librarian what the old Teen Librarian would have done if she were still here.

(Source: mymindrebels, via bakers-of-221b-detective-street)

04 9 / 2014

I was invited to a birthday party tomorrow night.

I was invited to a birthday party tomorrow night.

(Source: bricesander)

04 9 / 2014

My sister / best friend / roommate has been in Las Vegas for an entire week and ever since she left all I’ve done is stay inside with the blinds closed, watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and only leaving the apartment to go to work or the post office.
(gif via slayers)

My sister / best friend / roommate has been in Las Vegas for an entire week and ever since she left all I’ve done is stay inside with the blinds closed, watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and only leaving the apartment to go to work or the post office.

(gif via slayers)

23 8 / 2014

necromancer:

When moving my things to my room, I discovered something concealed in a plastic bag.

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Most of the crew of the recent Star Trek reboot.

The strangest part is that I have ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA where they came from. I remember vaguely that I bought them, but when, where, or why, I have no idea.

However, the strangeness doesn’t end there.

I have all of these, so the first thing I’m gonna do when I get home is look under their shirts.

12 8 / 2014

I just got an email that said I’m due for a background check because it’s been 2 years since my last one. Well, this is unacceptable.

I just got an email that said I’m due for a background check because it’s been 2 years since my last one. Well, this is unacceptable.

10 8 / 2014

A guy just started his reference question with “I bet you get compliments all the time.”

A guy just started his reference question with “I bet you get compliments all the time.”

10 8 / 2014

Trying to split the check with a group of friends at a bar is so tedious. I’ll pay for mine, plus tax, plus MY tip, but I’m not paying for the five appetizers you ordered and I didn’t eat.

(Source: hoppusfarm)